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BITCH, PLEASE

Check out Bitch, Please - Greg's web series where he goes off on things that annoy him. You can view an episode about people at the gym to the right. To check out the whole series, with episodes on Facebook, Instagram & more, just click HERE.

To order a Bitch, Please T-shirt, just go HERE

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HOME

WELCOME to the website of writer, director, producer, performer, DJ and Saturday Night Live Associate Producer, Greg Scarnici, where you can stream videos, films, albums & mix sets and also check out stage shows, books and other projects he's created as himself and his gender-bending drag alter ego, Levonia.


LATEST NEWS: Greg recently worked as a producer on the indie thriller, Fire Island, which is currently in post production and will make its debut on the film festival circuit in Fall 2021. He is also co-producing a documentary about the life of legendary cable access pioneer, Robin Byrd, and is finishing off his next collectionn of humorous essays, Horrible Stories by Terrible Person.

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HOT RODS

Greg's latest book is a parody of a vintage 1970's gay porn magazine shot entirely on Fire Island. Featuring feathered hair, mustaches, speedos, un-manscaped torsos, striped athletic socks - and of course - terribly written erotic stories. Hot Rods features actual porn stars Alex Mecum, Stephen Harte and actors and performers from the New York theatre and arts scene. The magazine consists of five pictorials that are accompanied by "erotic" tales that will be sure to titillate your funny bone.


Must be 18+ to purchase. US Domestic sales only. Buy it on PayPal above or VENMO $25.00 (including shipping and handling) to @Gregory-Scarnici with your name and shipping address.


WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING:


LADY BUNNY:  "I laughed until I came."


LOGO: "Hot Rods Is a Hilarious Homage to Fire Island’s ’70s Gay Porn Past. Full write-up HERE.


QUEERTY: "‘Writer/model/funny man Greg Scarnici’s latest book Hot Rods offers audiences a titillating parody of those dime store gay porn magazines from yesteryear." Full write-up HERE.


WORLD OF WONDER:  "Hot Rods Is a Hilarious X-Rated Homage to Disco-Era Gay Porn." Full write-up HERE.


INSTINCT MAGAZINE:  "Greg Scarnici has managed to release material that is consistently inventive and original." Full write-up HERE.


HORNET:  "We’re Obsessed With This Hilarious (and Sexy) Parody of Trashy ’70s Gay Porn Mags." Full write-up HERE.

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SHE'S CANCELED

The bicoastal music video for She's Canceled has arrived!  Featuring La Lopez and shot in LA and NYC. Directed by Tyler Jensen, Greg Scarnici and Louis Verdi.  

DP:  Tyler Jensen.  

Edited by Greg Scarnici

THE GREEN ROOM 42 PRESENTS

LEVONIA'S CHRISTMAS SEX-TACULAR

Join Levonia for a night of comedy and filthy holiday parodies at Green Room 42 on Sunday, December 5th at 7:00PM with music director, Lance Horne and special guest, SNL's Bowen Yang. Come hear her mangle - er - put her own spin -  on songs by Mariah Carey, Madonna, Prince and more.

TICKETS AVAILABLE: HERE.

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