DUNGEONS AND DRAG QUEENS

Greg's latest essay collection, which centers on his experiences on Fire Island, is now available HERE.


In his second collection of humorous essays, Greg Scarnici recounts some of his shocking and scandalous experiences over twenty-five seasons on New York's Fire Island. From tea dances in Fire Island Pines to drag competitions in Cherry Grove, Scarnici paints a picture of what a typical summer on the island of misfit boys is like.  


WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING:


"Greg Scarnici is not only on Fire Island, he's on fire! His breathless tales of drag queens subverting and carrying on in the Pines and the Grove are as revealing and informative as Speedos on a flaccid penis."

                                - Michael Musto, NewNowNext


“Greg has given me the greatest gift - hearing his stories is like getting to eavesdrop and spy on my favorite misfit boys until I'm clutching my pearls and gasping.”

                    - Cecily Strong, Saturday Night Live


“I'm still not sure if I should be flattered or sue over the story of mine Greg shares, but since the rest of his Fire Island tales are painted in equally hilarious and scandalous shades, I'm just gonna keep my attorney on retainer in case this becomes a movie.”                           – Sherry Vine, Drag Diva


I HOPE MY MOTHER DOESN'T READ THIS

Greg's first collection of humorous essays, "I Hope My Mother Doesn't Read This" is available on Amazon HERE and Barnes & Noble HERE.  

Ebooks & audio books available through Amazon HERE and iBooks HERE.

WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING:

"Sick, sordid, and perverse...I felt like I was reading my own life story!  Greg Scarnici's tawdry tales of a decidedly decadent New York City will have you howling. You MUST read this book."

- James St. James - author, "Party Monster"

“Greg Scarnici has a hilarious take on the world of urban professionals with a decided taste for hedonism. His remembrances of gayface, Madonna, whorey hookups, and ‘getting high with the midget from Twin Peaks’ are eye opening, head spinning, and just plain riotous”  

- Michael Musto - author, "La Dolce Musto"

SEX IN DRAG

Greg wrote and posed as "Mandonna" in “SEX IN DRAG” - a parody of Madonna's notorious "SEX" book, which features over 70 parodied images from the most sought-after, out-of-print book of our time.  

Photography by WILSONMODELS.  

Edited by DEPUTY DIRTYLEGS.

With Chris “Go Go” Harder, Dallas Dubois & Logan Hardcore.  

Now available - an affordable ebook and softcover version for just $15 on AMAZON.

Hardcover books available for $45 on BLURB.

BOOKS

Books written by Greg Scarnici, including Hot Rods, his latest parody of a gay porn magazine from the 1970s.

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HOT RODS


Greg's latest book is a parody of a vintage 1970's gay porn magazine shot entirely on Fire Island.  Featuring feathered hair, mustaches, speedos, un-manscaped torsos, striped athletic socks - and of course - terribly written erotic stories.  


Hot Rods features actual porn stars Alex Mecum, Stephen Harte and actors and performers from the New York theatre and arts scene.  


The magazine consists of five pictorials that are accompanied by "erotic" tales that will be sure to titillate your funny bone.


Feast your eyes on a Fire Island beach cruising session, a Meat Rack hookup, two lovers enjoying a lazy day, a gym session that works out a few love muscles and a tea room trick that take place at the legendary Ice Palace.


Must be 18+ to purchase. US Domestic sales only.  Buy it on PayPal above or VENMO $25.00 (includes shipping and handling) to @Gregory-Scarnici with your name and shipping address.


WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING:


LADY BUNNY:  "I laughed until I came."


DREW DROEGE:  "Hot Rods is simultaneously filthy, hilarious, brilliant and beautiful.  A gorgeously shot series of insane, unabashed fantasies and a horny, trashtastic throwback to those rancidly written books we hid under our beds before online porn."


LOGO: "Hot Rods” Is a Hilarious Homage to Fire Island’s ’70s Gay Porn Past.  Full write-up HERE.


QUEERTY: "‘Writer/model/funny man Greg Scarnici’s latest book Hot Rods offers audiences a titillating parody of those dime store gay porn magazines from yesteryear."  Full write-up HERE.


WORLD OF WONDER:  "‘Hot Rods’ Is a Hilarious X-Rated Homage to Disco-Era Gay Porn."  Full write-up HERE.


INSTINCT MAGAZINE:  "Greg Scarnici has managed to release material that is consistently inventive and original."  Full write-up HERE.


HORNET:  "We’re Obsessed With This Hilarious (and Sexy) Parody of Trashy ’70s Gay Porn Mags."  Full write-up HERE.

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