Check out Bitch, Please - Greg's web series where he goes off on things that annoy him. You can view an episode about people at the gym to the right. To check out the whole series, with episodes on Facebook, Instagram & more, just click .
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DUNGEONS AND DRAG QUEENS
Greg's latest essay collection, which centers on his experiences on Fire Island, is now available .
In his second collection of humorous essays, Greg recounts some of his shocking and scandalous experiences over twenty-five seasons on Fire Island. From tea dances in The Pines to drag competitions in Cherry Grove, Scarnici paints a picture of what a typical summer on the island of misfit boys is like.
WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING:
"Greg Scarnici is not only on Fire Island, he's on fire! His breathless tales of drag queens subverting and carrying on in the Pines and the Grove are as revealing and informative as Speedos on a flaccid penis."
- Michael Musto, NewNowNext
Greg also writes for The Huffington Post. Check out some of his pieces .
50 YEARS OLD
Levonia returns to the dance floor with her latest anthem to middle age, 50 Years Old.
Welcome to the website of comedic writer, director, producer, performer, DJ and "Saturday Night Live" Associate Producer, Greg Scarnici, where you can check out videos, music, stage shows, books and other projects he's created as himself and his gender-bending drag alter ego, Levonia.
THE GREEN ROOM 42 PRESENTS LEVONIA DOES PRINCE
After two-sold out Christmas shows, Levonia returns to the stage in Levonia Does Prince: An evening of song and sort-of dance in honor of The Purple One. For this one-night-only event, Levonia will be joined by a live band and vocal powerhouses, Alissa Brianna and Tim Young. Levonia will be weaving tales of how "Prance" inspired her to become a non-gender conforming bearded woman as she recreates his biggest hits with her signature gender-bending twists.
WHERE: Green Room 42 at Yotel
Greg's latest book is a parody of a vintage 1970's gay porn magazine shot entirely on Fire Island. Featuring feathered hair, mustaches, speedos, un-manscaped torsos, striped athletic socks - and of course - terribly written erotic stories.
Hot Rods features actual porn stars Alex Mecum, Stephen Harte and actors and performers from the New York theatre and arts scene. The magazine consists of five pictorials that are accompanied by "erotic" tales that will be sure to titillate your funny bone.
Must be 18+ to purchase. US Domestic sales only. Buy it on PayPal above or $25.00 (including shipping and handling) to @Gregory-Scarnici with your name and shipping address.
WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING:
LADY BUNNY: "I laughed until I came."
DREW DROEGE: "Hot Rods is simultaneously filthy, hilarious, brilliant and beautiful. A gorgeously shot series of insane, unabashed fantasies and a horny, trashtastic throwback to those rancidly written books we hid under our beds before online porn."
LOGO: "Hot Rods” Is a Hilarious Homage to Fire Island’s ’70s Gay Porn Past. Full write-up .
QUEERTY: "‘Writer/model/funny man Greg Scarnici’s latest book Hot Rods offers audiences a titillating parody of those dime store gay porn magazines from yesteryear." Full write-up .
WORLD OF WONDER: "‘Hot Rods’ Is a Hilarious X-Rated Homage to Disco-Era Gay Porn." Full write-up .
INSTINCT MAGAZINE: "Greg Scarnici has managed to release material that is consistently inventive and original." Full write-up .
HORNET: "We’re Obsessed With This Hilarious (and Sexy) Parody of Trashy ’70s Gay Porn Mags." Full write-up .
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